result=chanserv_asprintf(result,"I can be triggered by various forms of speech, all which must be addressed to me, in one of the following formats: %s %s %s or even %s ... In my database, you can find a topic by saying my nick, <topic> . eg; \37%s nuke\37 ... to do a search on a word, or partial text, just type: <mynick>, search <text> ... eg; \37%s search nuke\37.",
result=chanserv_asprintf(result,"I can also be triggered with even more human formats: \37%s who is bill gates?\37 .. You can also phrase it in a question: \37%s where is msie?\37 ...For more info about me, visit http://www.darkbot.org/ .",
returnchanserv_asprintf(NULL,"My !setinfo variables are: ^ nick, % Number of joins, & Channel, $ user@host. Example: !setinfo ^ has joined & % times!! (also, if you make the first char of your SETINFO a \"+\" the setinfo will be shown as an ACTION).");